Perfect Snapshots: Episode Twenty-four: Little Devil

10/13/2019

Perfect Snapshots: Episode Twenty-four: Little Devil

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Episode Twenty-four: Little Devil

Warning: this episode contains graphic sexual descriptions. Reader discretion is advised. Intended for a mature audience only. (18+)

I couldn’t keep my hands off of Bella. I didn’t want to, honestly. As soon as I realized the possibilities of drawing on her perfect body, my mind went straight into the gutter. She giggled at my touching, curling into me and whispering in my ear about how ticklish I was making her. It just turned me on for some reason. Finally, she begged me to stop for the sake of her makeup, fat tears welling in the corner of her eyes.

“I wanna write on your bum,” I muttered like a randy teenager. “Mine. Or maybe Eddie. I might be able to fit Edward's on there if I try.”

“Later.” She looked back at me and winked playfully.

Tyler, aka Indiana Kinda Jones, was standing outside his bungalow by a barbecue. He was utterly surrounded by Halloween decorations. I knew that he loved conspiracy stuff, but I didn’t realize that he was so into the holiday. He was standing beside his brother, Seth, and a person that I didn’t know.

“Oh, my god! Chip and Dale! I loved you as a kid!” Bella began in a giggle as we walked up to them. I hadn't realized it, but as soon as she said it, I saw it too.

Seth, who was wearing a terrible Magnum P.I. costume, looked so annoyed.

I laughed. “Shit, you're right!”

“We didn't know!” Seth whined loudly.

“No, it's good. Really. I think it's great,” Bella swore with a little smirk on her lips. She lifted the bags of snacks that she had cooked for the party. We had also stopped to get a big case of beer. “Where do you want the food?”

He passed his tongs to the man that looked just like him. “Oh, this way. This is my brother, Andy, by the way. And my friend, Raj. This is my quote-unquote boss, Eddie, and his girl, Bella,” he introduced us to his buddy, who was dressed as a vampire. I smirked.

“Quote, unquote. I mean, I do tell you what to do. Kind of. Sort of. Nice to meet you, Raj. Nice to see you again, Andy.” I shook their hands, smiling politely.

“Hi,” Bella replied as she curled her fingers up in a wave.

Tyler looked back at her as we started towards the door and asked, “did you bring your camera?”

“I did if that's okay.”

“No, it's awesome. I was hoping you would. Would you send me the pictures?” He asked as he led us through the halls to the kitchen. I had been to his house a few times before. Even the insides were stuffed with decorations.

“Absolutely,” my girlfriend answered pleasantly.

“I would have never guessed you were this into Halloween,” I mumbled in surprise.

“It's me and my girlfriend's favorite. Lauren, where do you want this?” Tyler questioned his longtime girlfriend, who was dressed up as Moaning Myrtle from Harry Potter. It was pretty spot on too. I was impressed.

“What is it?” She asked. “Hi, Eddie. Nice to see you again.”

“Hi, Lauren. Nice to see you, too. I have some beer, too!” I lifted the case to show her.

“Wow, great! There is an extra fridge in the garage. Tyler, go show him. Put it in there so it can get cold,” she directed.

“I have some garlic hummus and pita bread to dip, veggies too. And Rice Crispy squares,” Bella explained, bringing her the bags.

I followed Tyler to the garage, trailing behind him silently.

“How are you?” He quietly inquired. I could still hear our girlfriends chatting as we went inside the dark space.

“Great. Really, really, great,” I grinned at him. He had to rearrange a little, so I waited patiently with the beer. “You?”

“Good. Excited. Bella looks…” he trailed off, raising his eyebrows. “Wow.”

“Yeah, I know,” I smirked a little more. “She is… Jesus. There are no words to describe how good she looks right now. Here, pass me one of those Reds. She likes those.”

Once we were done, we headed back towards the kitchen.

“You just need a Monterrey Jack,” Bella said to Lauren.

“See! She thinks we need to have a baby, too!” She spouted in her boyfriend’s face.

“She did not. We can hear you in there, you know. Having a child for the sake of a costume is not a good reason anyway. Don't drag her into your insanity,” he mumbled in annoyance.

Bella grinned wickedly. “You know what. I like her. For the sake of causing drama... Yeah, you should totally have a baby,” she stated in a laugh as she rubbed her hands together. Then she made her eyes wide. “Wait, what if you have Shia Labeouf? Your last movie was terrible, Indy.”

I pushed my lips as hard together as I could so not to laugh directly at him, looking away from his flustered face.

“Oh, Jesus,” Tyler mumbled before basically running away. Both women cackled. My girl was getting into her role for the night as a little devil.

Bella looked confused as I gave her the drink that I bought for her. She leaned into me, looking at Lauren as I put an arm around her. “Wait, are you two married?”

Lauren sighed, pouting a little. “Practically. But no, but we've been together for seven years. I don't care about getting married. I just want to have kids. We've been talking about it for a month or so now. My sister just had a baby and...”

My girlfriend nodded compassionately. “I get it. Babies are babies. That clock is mean and loud. Especially when they're all cute and small and someone else's.”

“Exactly,” she sighed with a little nod and a frown.

“Do you want children?” I asked before I realized what my mouth was doing. I realized as soon as I did what a bad idea it was and how this conversation should have been private, but I was going to pretend that I wasn’t freaking out inside. Bella didn’t seem phased at all.

“I don't not want children?” She shrugged. “I'm probably not going to have kids at this point though if we're being honest. Not of my own, at least.”

I wanted kids, I had to admit it. I loved my nieces. It was incredible being around them and watching grow into amazing little people. The idea of having children with Bella was fascinating to me. I couldn't even begin to fathom what they would look like. I couldn't see a reason to stop us if we were both healthy.

But I was definitely putting the cart before the horse with that.

“Why?” Lauren asked the question that I was too caught up in my own thoughts to ask.

“I just turned thirty-three. I haven't been in a relationship in years... well, until Eddie just very recently, I mean. If I were to have children, I'd like to be married to the father or have a partner to make it easier. It takes years to get a relationship to that point. I don't know.” She bashfully shook her head. “I work at a non-profit where we help disadvantaged youth, so I've considered adopting older kids. You know, teens rarely find families. I kind of figured my roommate and I would probably hit our forties as old spinsters together at this rate. We've talked about fostering teens together, but she works all the time, and my money isn't stable enough yet,” she finished and then took a long drink of her cider almost nervously.

I was okay with adoption. Her answer made me love her all the more. What a great thing to do. We could do that together. Who did the fuck cares about genetics? I just wanted to raise a family with her.

Lauren set her sights on me as she picked up a Rice Crispy Treat Bella made for the party. She smirked a little before asking. “Do you want kids, Eddie?”

“Well, I adore children, but I've not quite gotten that far in life. I love all my nieces, though. Babies are fun. Toddlers are too if you can give them back after you wind them up. That's the best,” I explained honestly.

“You're the fun uncle,” she cheerfully concluded.

I grinned widely. “Damn straight.” I was the best uncle. Full stop.

“Is there anything I can do to help?” Bella asked quickly, pushing off the counter a little.

“No, I think I got this. If you want, you can go keep the boys company. More people should be getting here within the hour,” she said, glancing between us.

Bella and I made it back through the house out to the yard that was now starting to fill with people. Tyler looked so annoyed with us. He snapped the tongs at my girlfriend.

“Stop encouraging her!”

“You've been together for seven years. She doesn't need encouragement,” I defended her.

She turned to me, her face red with her devil makeup. “He's going to give her babies.” And then she drew a perfect heart on her stomach. “Aw, Daddy.”

The immature side of me wanted to high-five her for making him so flustered because it was so funny.

“That's the scariest thing I've heard all day,” he complained. “Oh, look, trick-or-treaters.” Tyler took the bowl of candy and pushed it at Bella. “Go give out candy.”

I chuckled the entire time we walked to the sofa.

I had never passed out Halloween candy before, but it was so much fun. Every kid was excited about it, even if they were shy. Some kids knew me, and I was more than happy to take pictures with them. The joy was so pure. And Bella loved every minute of it.

A small boy, barely not a toddler who was dressed as a pirate, came up to us with his half-filled bag already out, but he was looking off towards the grill as his mother led him to us.

“Happy Halloween. Want some Skittles or M&Ms?” Bella spoke in a voice that I realized she used for children. It was charming.

“Can I have a hot dog?” The kid asked with wide sad eyes and pouting lips. He got his way a lot, I could tell.

The mother flushed and quickly shook her head. “Chase, no, honey. You can't.”

“Mom, I don't blame him. They smell so good!” Bella kindly replied. “You hungry, baby?”

“Yeah!” He grinned up at her.

“Okay, first, pick out some candy for later.” She gave him his choice from the bucket. “Now, I can't make any promises, but let me go talk to the person in charge real quick.”

“Oh, um, thank you,” the mother replied in surprise as Bella stood and walked over to Tyler. “That’s really nice of you.”

“You should see how much food is in there,” I chuckled reassuringly. We were probably doing them a favor. There was going to be so many leftovers. “Hey, what’s your name, buddy?”

“Chase!” He shouted in return. I laughed at his excitement.

“Chase?! Do you run a lot?” I questioned him jokingly.

“Yes,” his mum mumbled under his breath, making me chuckle again.

“Guess what I have?” The boy asked. He didn’t wait for an answer. “I’ve got a sword!”

“What?!” I beamed. “Yeah! That’s cool. I’ve got a weapon too,” I whispered and pulled the water gun out of my jacket pocket.

“Oo! Can I see it?”

“Go for it.” I gave it to him and winked. “Just don't spray your mum, yeah?”

“Okay,” he agreed with a grin.

Tyler shouted from beside the grill, “Happy Halloween!” He smiled and waved cheerfully, pulling my attention from the child for a second.

Bella walked back over to us, her hips swaying. “Okay. So, you want a hot dog?”

“Yeah!” He yelled.

My smart girlfriend knew that she needed more information than that, even if the boy was now getting distracted by my gun. “Do you want it on a bun?”

“Yes, please!”

“Do you want anything on it?” She asked his mother.

“He likes ketchup.”

Bella leaned down to ask him the next question. “Do you like chips?” Then she looked at his mother. “Does he have any allergies?”

She swiftly shook her head. “No, he doesn't.”

Chase was standing very close to me, making quiet shooting sounds with his gun before suddenly shouting, “I love chips!”

It wasn’t the first time that I had a kid scream in my ear. But it had been a few months. I shook my head with a little laugh.

We all watched as my girl walked into the house. “I like her dress,” the boy spoke to his mother in a soft sort of whisper. I understood it completely.

“Me too,” I approved with a grin. “You have good tastes, young man.”

His mother laughed. “Is that your girlfriend?”

“Yeah, ma’am,” I smiled, maybe a little too proudly.

“Do you get to kiss her?” The boy inquired loudly, making me laugh in surprise. The mom flushed a bright red.

“I’m sorry-”

“No,” I continued to laugh. “It’s okay. Yeah, I totally get to kiss her, but only because she lets me. Remember, you have to ask before you hug or kiss someone. Very important,” I told him teasingly. My sisters were always trying to teach my nieces not to climb all over everyone. They wanted to hug and kiss everybody.

He nodded very seriously. “I don’t like hugs. I wish people would ask me.” His mother rubbed her forehead and shook her head as she rolled her eyes. I pushed my lips together to keep from chuckling at his attitude.

“So, how about this, Chase? Since we sent that very helpful and lovely devil off to fetch your food, I need help passing out candy. Will you help me?”

“Sure!” He bounced in place. I patted the spot beside me, and he sat with a hop.

“You’re good with kids,” his mother complimented me quietly.

“Thanks.” I couldn’t help but smile. Once again, I thought about what it would be like to have these kinds of moments with my own kids. Maybe my kids with Bella.

It was so much fun to watch Chase, though. He was a happy and funny kid.

Bella came back with a plate fit for any child. It was piled with great snacks, and she brought him a soda even though she forgot to ask about a drink.

“Look at that! Look, Chase! What do you say?” His mother beamed at her.

“Thank you!” The little boy smiled when she put his plate on his lap.

“You're welcome. Let's see. A hot dog with ketchup, chips, and pretzels. Some carrots and hummus. Then we have a fruit kabob, a Rice Crispy treat, and a couple of cookies,” she explained.

His mum laughed. “I don't have to feed you dinner tonight! Thanks, that's so nice.”

Bella passed her the cold canned drink. “Well, it's easy when it's not your food.”

We stayed in the spot, passing out candy and talking to the little boy until he ate every bite of the food on the plate that Bella had so kindly made him. He was so cute. He passed my water gun back to me when it was time to leave, a sad little pout on his lips. I put it in his bucket and winked at him. His smile was worth it. It was a cheap toy, anyway.

When we watched them walk away, Bella began to rub her hands over her arms.

“Do you want to go inside for a little while?”

I took my coat off and put it around her. “Sure.”

She went around and took pictures for a while for Tyler. Every once in awhile, I would take the camera from her and take her photo, or take one with us together. We had more drinks and finally got some food to share. She sat on my lap since there was no place for her to do so, not that I minded. I kept stealing kisses, feeding her treats all night. Even while we played Cards against Humanity and spoke to Lauren’s too-drunk friends.

When it got later, it got down to just a few people. Lauren and Tyler were loudly singing karaoke together. They loved to do it, and they knew they were terrible. That was part of the charm, though. I watched them with a grin. Bella was in my lap still, her foot going with the music as she lounged against me.

“I'll take a picture of you two if you want,” Seth offered, looking over at us with a smile.

Bella nodded and gave him her camera so that she could quickly lean into me. We took so many funny pictures, making each other laugh. Finally, we took a few serious ones.

Bella laughed a little when she saw them. “Thanks.”

Lauren leaned over to look at us, her eyes narrowing on us. She was very drunk herself. “Are you going to sing? Eddie?”

I smirked slightly. “I can't carry a tune in a bucket. It'll be painful.”

She frowned at me, not thrilled with my answer. “It's just for fun!”

My girl shrugged slightly, smiling. “I'll do a song.”

Tyler’s girlfriend wildly high-fived her and then pointed at her dramatically. “Yes, you will. See! You do it, too!” She stabbed her wobbly finger at me.

I snorted. “Okay, okay. Let me figure out a song first.”
She clapped her hands together. “Yay!”

Then Lauren very loudly belched.

Tyler looked over, making a slightly disgusted face. “These are the classy parties you can expect running in this circle,” he teased. She flipped him the bird. He blew her a dramatic and silly kiss. “Love you, muffin.”

I wasn’t sure what I was going to pick until I saw Sunglasses at Night. It was playing in the diner the first full day together. It was perfect.

I went first, drunk and feeling very loose. Bella was watching me with her lip between her teeth and her nose scrunched up. Seth ran into the middle of the performance to help me, lending me his sunglasses as he did. It was so much fun.

Bella went right after me. She put her horns on me, taking the microphone after a little kiss. She didn’t look at the screen for the words as the tune began. I knew it right away. It was a No doubt song.

“Take this pink ribbon off my eyes…”

Her voice was incredible. Like shockingly so. She blew everyone that had sung before her out of the water. Bella danced along to the song, singing along perfectly to Gwen Stefani. She smiled, bouncing around as Lauren decided to join her.

When they were done, they both bowed. I clapped wildly.

She brought the microphone to her mouth and practically sang again. “I'd like to thank my useless music degree for giving me the ability to do karaoke okay at parties,” and then she did a little curtsy.

Ohhhhhh… That’s what her useless degree is, my drunk brain thought. I had never gotten around to asking. But I could definitely see Bella as a singer. I tried to store that information away for later, but I was not sober enough for that.

We stayed a little while longer, singing and drinking more. We finally dragged ourselves home by four in the morning. It was all kind of a blur to me. Bella walked ahead of me with her shoes in her hand while wearing my tuxedo jacket. It fell past her knees.

She put her bag down in the foyer and glanced back at me before smiling slightly. She was so pretty, the outside light shining in her beautiful mismatched eyes. I couldn't resist her for even a moment longer. I tugged her into my arms, kissing her desperately. The jacket went to the ground as her arms encircled my neck, clinging to me.

“Take me to bed,” Bella asked me in a breathless whisper as she gazed up into my eyes. Wordlessly, I easily picked her up. Her arms tightened around my neck. I could smell the mix of perfume and liquor on her skin as she lazily spread kisses on my jaw.

I laid her in the middle of my bed, kissing her as I did. Slowly I dragged my fingers down her dress to make a path of red from her breasts to her thighs. She was obviously drunk too, her head falling back against the bed as she giggled. I straddled her waist then fixed the sequins until they were all correct again. Then I began to draw hearts on her stomach.

“That tickles,” she giggled.

“I know,” I laughed wickedly as she squirmed underneath me. “But I think that you like it,” I replied as I drew one over her nipple. I wiggled my eyebrows at her.

“You’ve been wanting to do that all night, haven’t you?” She questioned lightheartedly.
“Oh, god, you have no idea,” I laughed, drawing one on the other. “In fact, roll over.”

She did with another giggle, me still straddling her thighs. She wiggled her ass, looking back over her shoulder at me.

“What are you going to write?”

“I don’t know. Hm...” I drew my name across her ass. “Oh, yes, very nice. I like that.” She laughed again, pushing her face into the mattress. “Can I write ‘mine’?”

“You can do whatever you want.” She wiggled again.

I smoothed over the sequins and wrote ‘mine’ neatly across it. “Is it mine, love?”

“Oh, yes. All of me is yours,” Bella said in a seductive voice, looking over shoulder at me again.

“Is that so?” I leaned down to kiss her bare shoulder blade where the camera tattoo was. She nodded her head just a little. I pecked the back of her neck slowly, letting my nose drag over it for a minute. I sat back and drew a heart on her ass before groping it hard. She shimmied it back at me, and I gave it a good swat, earning a moan.

“If you left the dress on, you could use it to keep a tally of every time you get me off,” she joked, folding her arms so that she could lay on them while still on her stomach. I laughed loudly.

I unzipped the dress quickly, exposing her back. “But then I couldn’t see your tits.”

Ungracefully, I removed her dress and tossed it to the side while she still laid on her stomach. With one hand, I popped open her bra and felt way too proud that I was able to do it. I had mastered the skill with Vicky. I spread kisses down her back, smoothing my hands over her sides as I did. Her panties rolled down her ass to her thighs along the way.

I dragged my teeth over one of her cheeks, moving down her thighs before I pushed her legs apart. Shifting down, I brought her up to her knees before I began to lick and kiss between her legs.

“Damn,” she sighed into the mattress. “Oh, god…” My actions became more desperate, adding my fingers until she was squirming underneath. Her orgasm only took a couple of fun minutes.

I was too drunk and horny for too much foreplay. I slapped her ass again, earning a giggle as I stumbled to get a condom. Throwing my shirt off, I hurried to strip so that I could put it on. Bella was on her knees on the bed, sitting back as she watched me. When I got it on, she brought me into a kiss before shoving me down onto the mattress so that she could straddle my waist.

She threw her head back as she slid down onto me. Her fingers dragged over my chest, biting her bottom lip as she rocked on top of me. I sat up, my hands on her back to bring her into a kiss.

“My sexy little devil,” I mumbled in her ear before nibbling on it lightly.

“You’re the one wearing the horns, baby,” she teased.

I flipped us over, pushing more roughly into her. She moaned loudly, her head falling back into the pillows with her eyes rolled into the back of her head. “And they look good on me too,” I responded jokingly, adjusting the angle so that I hit just the right spot inside of her.

Her legs stiffened around my waist, “EDWARD!” She practically shrieked as she came, taking me with her.

We laid there for a moment, panting and sweaty. She smiled up at me as she brushed her fingers through my hair with a giggle.

“Yeah, they do look pretty cute on you,” she agreed as she leaned up to pecked my lips, her fingers playing with the hair at the back of my neck. “You are covered in glitter.”

“So are you,” I chuckled, kissing her forehead.

“Here, get up.” She patted my arm before she pranced off to the bathroom.

Quickly, we both cleaned up. When we got into bed, just before five, the sky was still dark. Bella happily curled up with her head on my chest, holding my hand. She pressed a kiss to my jaw as she pulled the horns from my head and tossed them onto the nightstand beside my phone.